Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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