Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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