: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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