Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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