So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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