her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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