last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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