bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Shame - the story of my life.
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