Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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