i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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