Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
