Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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