I cockslap morals
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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