i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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