Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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