Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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