I heard we made out
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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