Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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