from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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