She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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