I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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