I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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