you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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