Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I didn't notice because vodka
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
