i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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