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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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