we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i would punch a child for taco bell
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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