i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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