the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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