Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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