My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.