Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
