I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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