I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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