p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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