I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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