Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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