Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?