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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  fuck the hobbit

  (301): View more from Maryland

  what about unicorns?

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  fuck those pointy horses

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have fence marks all over my body

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• (903): View more from Texas

  His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED

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• (817): View more from Texas

  like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello

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