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• (520): View more from Arizona

  JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!

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  what?

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  YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Who did Billy Mays play for?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing

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• (619): View more from California

  yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?

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• (805): View more from California

  Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.

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• (209): View more from California

  My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

  (224): View more from Illinois

  I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.

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  How do you even...

  (770): View more from Georgia

  The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.

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