So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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