You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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