Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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