i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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