don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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