it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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