Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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