if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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