Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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