What a fucking waste of an outfit
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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