I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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