White coat. Heels.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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