FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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