Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
