Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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