Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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