just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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